Celebrate Shakespeare's birth and death with some Shakespearean insults

"Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold."

- Macbeth

Happy 446th birthday, William Shakespeare! Or... happy 394th anniversary of your death, William Shakespeare! We'd like to celebrate this day by using creative Shakespearean English insults. When modern-day half-hearted insults just won't do, check out the Shakespearan Insulter. Unfurl one of these descriptive quotes and your clueless adversary will be paralyzed and unable to come up with a quality comeback. All you have to do on the website is click the "Insult me again" button to reveal a new insult.